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Wait Field was the second playing surface, replacing Baldwin Park, for Tennessee Volunteers football. It was located at the southeast corner of 15th Street and Cumberland Avenue, currently the site of the Walters Life Science Building. It was also the home venue for Tennessee Volunteers baseball until 1920, when the program moved to Lower Hudson Field.
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Olga Gennadyevna Kuznetsova is a Russian sport shooter, specializing in the pistols event. She won the gold medal at the 1996 Olympic Games in the 10 metre air pistol event. She competed at three Olympic Games: 1996, 2000 and 2004.
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