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You Me at Six were an English rock band from Weybridge, Surrey. The band consisted of lead singer Josh Franceschi, guitarists Max Helyer and Chris Miller, bassist Matt Barnes and drummer Daniel Flint. Formed in 2004, the name for the group originated as an abbreviation for the group making Friday night plans after a concert. The band released eight studio albums and one live album.
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