{"type":"general","setup":"Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?","punchline":"Because there’s a Shortstop in between!","id":358}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":430}
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